- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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