What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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