What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Happy Monday!

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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