- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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