Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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A pope meets another one

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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