Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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