1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Flowers are colors Love me

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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