What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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