What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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