What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

I think everybody should have a penis.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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