What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

A black man walks out of a police station

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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