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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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