Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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CHORGLUND

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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