- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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