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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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