- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Hello

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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