Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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A guy walks into a bar

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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