- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Sarah Palin.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Happy Monday!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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