- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

knock knock who's there ?

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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