How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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