- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

I am a mime

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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