What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

I have cancer. And you're next.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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