- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

I'm homeless.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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