- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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