Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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