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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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