How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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A man was shot. He died.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Anti Joke

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