- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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