- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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