- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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