A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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