- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

salad days!

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Hail Hitler

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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