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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What's funny? Women's rights.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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