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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

class is canceled. My professor died.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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