- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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