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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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