- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Burp

Click here to end the world.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Tall asians

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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