- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

NEVER

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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