- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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