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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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