How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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