- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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