- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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