Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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