- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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