And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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