Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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