- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

woman's rights

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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