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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.