- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Where's my baby??

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

snowglobe

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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