Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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