- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Badabing.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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