- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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