- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

an emo girl walked into a white room

class is canceled. My professor died.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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