- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A chicken walked into the bar...

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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