- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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