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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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