A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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