- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then none of us want to be right.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Okay.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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