- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

will you like this joke my sources say no

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why? Because.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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