- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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