- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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