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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Eric is gay Ha

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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