- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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