- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

So a bar walks into a man...

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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