- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Men's rights

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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