- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Neither have I

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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