- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

a black man walks out of popeyes

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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