- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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