- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

men's rights activists

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!