- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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