Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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A guy walks into a bar

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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A man goes to the potty.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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