Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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