A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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