- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

womens rights

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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