- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Gay rights.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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