I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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