Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Knock Knock Who's there

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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