- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

i hate non minorities!

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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