- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Should a pole bump an alarm?

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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