- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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