Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Penis-biter

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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