How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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