Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Why can't february march Because april may

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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