- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

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