- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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