yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Anyone can post anything.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

The Labour Party.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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