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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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