- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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