How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

whats gay and american? a gay american

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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