My mom

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Indians

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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What is my name? I dont know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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