- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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