- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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