Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Balls

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