- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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