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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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