- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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