Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Obama = ebola

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Tunechi

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

a man makes a bad joke

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Apple hates Blackberry.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

woman's rights

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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