What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Balls

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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