- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

How old are you? 7

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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