- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Chlamydia

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

One, two, three, four and five

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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