A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Lindsay Lohan

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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how much fish could a chicken

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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try slamming a revolving door

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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