What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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