if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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