- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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