Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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