Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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