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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

whats brown and sticky a stick

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

think twice or at least think

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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