- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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