- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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