How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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quantum physics?

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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