Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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A pope meets another one

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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