Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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