- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Yes

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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