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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

Women's Soccer.

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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