- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

how much fish could a chicken

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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