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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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