- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

If life gives you lemonade.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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