- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

Women's Soccer.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

whats brown and sticky a stick

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

think twice or at least think

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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