HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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