- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

womens rights.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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