Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Women's rights.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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