Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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