Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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My spelling is horrible

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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