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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Barack Obama is a good president.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.