- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Cripples are lame.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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