A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

How does a black guy die? Unknown

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

You are joking right?

12/23/2012

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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