- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

I'm Coming

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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