- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

binladin walks into the american seals

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What do you call a black man? Rob

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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