Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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A van drives into a car.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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