- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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