What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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