- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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