Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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